Admit it: The title really caught your
attention, didn’t it? But before we speak about sex, please read
the dullsville section of today’s blog post for me, will you?
Dullsville Section
This is not the first time I have
broken a promise I made to my readers, and I hope that you will
forgive me this time round too. The reasons I haven’t posted for
over a month is because I’ve been too busy lately. While I was
away, I was busy with my studies, finding publishers for my books,
and most importantly, turning 18. Yeah, I was busy turning 18. Now
that I am already an adult, I see nothing special in being an adult
really. If anything, I think there is too much paperwork involved,
lol!
Now that I am back, let’s get all
educational and real. I promise that no matter how busy I might get,
I will never forget my readers. This month, I am going to post about
really controversial topics such as sexual orientation, religion and
atheism, and guess what? Even the illuminati and other secret
societies will be demystified in jlukorides.blogspot.com! Talking
about my URL, I’d like you to know that I am planning to move my
blog to wordpress, but don’t worry because I will sure inform you
about my move. And, something else, am gonna tell you an interesting
story about the VCT one of these fine days. Trust me; you do not want
to miss that!
By the way, if you are a teen and you
haven’t liked this page yet (https://www.facebook.com/Teen101Townsel?ref=ts#!/Teen101Townsel) , then you are missing out on a lot of
stuff. This page is totally cool! Like it and post all your
experiences, questions and we will try our best to get back to you.
Thanks for hanging around till the end of the dullsville section. I
bet that when watching movies, you usually hang on till the all the
credits have rolled up.
Sex Ed for teen virgins
The movie is American Pie, and the teen
characters are about to complete high school. What worries the three
boys (I watched the American Pie movies several years back, so I
can’t even recall the characters. I would have rewatched them
again, had my sister not given out the CD to some perv who refused to
bring it back!) Where was I? Oh, I was in the middle of a sentence.
What worries the three boys is the fact that they are almost
finishing high school and they are still virgins! Seriously, who
finishes high school and is still a virgin? Only nerds and morons,
right? That’s exactly what the teen boys think, and they make a
declaration that before they are through with high school, they would
have had sex with several girls each. The pressure on the boys is so
much because all their peers claim to be having sex every weekend,
never mind some of them are just lying to seem cool. So the boys set
out to have sex just for that one reason: So as not to complete high
school without having been laid. Poor them! Though they try hard,
they fail miserably in their quest to quench their conjugal thirst.
But here’s the silver lining: all of them finally had real
sex on their last day in high school. How did it happen? you might
ask. The boys finally came to realize that sex is sacred, not
something done just because of peer pressure, or just to prove your
manhood.
At the time I was watching American
pie, I was in form two then. In school, guys would talk about their
holiday adventures and exploits, never mind most of the stories were
full of hyperboles. The guys who spoke about sex seemed cooler than
us, the boring guys who still thought that virginity is dignity.
Trust me, when all your peers have already experienced the pleasures
of the pink spot and you’ve never as much as received a kiss from a
member of the opposite sex, it is easy to start thinking that
virginity is not dignity at all, but rather a lack of opportunity.
Some of my friends succumbed to the peer pressure and spent cash on
roadside Borubei whores and prostitutes.
I got to admit that I had also set a
deadline for myself for breaking my virginity (Not with a roadside
whore!). But after watching American Pie, I realized that sex should
not be done just for the sake. Sex is a serious thing, and breaking
one’s virginity is an even more serious matter. I vowed that if I
am ever having sex, it would be with someone I love and in a time
when I feel I am ready for it. This is how I have managed to stay a
virgin until now. Yes, you heard me right. I am a virgin! Surprised?
I am 18 and a virgin. Any virgins reading this? Please leave a
comment below.
Does it mean I haven’t found the
right person yet? Nope. In fact, I have a girlfriend and we talk
about sex sometimes. We’ve both agreed that we will only do it when
we are both ready for it. Good thing she’s a virgin too! She also
knows that my favourite sex position is virgin. Don’t you know the
virgin style? OMG! I can’t believe that you don’t know it. It’s
really simple, and I suggest that you start using as soon as
possible. This is how it is done: You just stand still with your legs
closed waiting for the right person to come around!
This sex topic is far from over. In the
next series of posts, I will make sure I exhaust everything about the
use of contraceptives, how to open up to your parents about sex,
porn, how to make sure you do not regret about your actions, and how
Americans do it. Please leave your comments below. If you have any
questions or issues that you would like me to address here, feel free
to email me at jonesdeelder@gmail.com.
You can also hit me up on Facebook (www.facebook.com/jlukorides)
or twitter (www.twitter.com/jlukorides)
Today’s parting shot
Boys, try to touch her heart, not her
body.
Girls, open books, not legs. Blow
minds, not guys.
Hope to see you around.
